Life's Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck
By: keyshark Created:2-14-2008 List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

For life's tough moral questions, a father figure isn't enough and a much wiser source is needed. That's when I turn to Nip/Tuck.

Trading a girl for a car is ok...

...when the car is a Lamborghini

Sexaholics Anonymous meetings..

...are great places to have sex anonymously

You can use blind chicks...

...all they see is inner beauty.

Life thows lemons...

...move to LA. Life is easy out there...

Sleep with everything...

...as you can't catch anything when you are good looking, and a plastic surgeon. But just to be safe, occationally wear a jimmy hat if her pedigree is suspect.

Have a 'resume' on hand...

...at all times.


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